But I love advertising. Which is why in the image you see above, I did the unthinkable. I photoshopped the Manchester United badge on my red polo neck shirt. Just to make that undeniably cool photo with 6 of me make some sort of sense. As a Chelsea fan, it was the most excruciating thing I've ever done. But I did it to impress you. All because I want you to look at photo and think "I want this cool guy at my agency." Let me know if it worked.